Today is one of my favorite days of the year and I didn’t even know it until about an hour ago. It’s the day The Isthmus distributes the best little present a Madisonian could ask for, the Annual Manual.
There are many things I love about the Annual Manual and just one of them is arguing with the insanity that is sometimes the result of the best happy hour poll. It’s nonsensical that anyone could answer the question without responding, ‘Genna’s.’ I mean, it’s so obvious it almost feels like a trick poll.
A new thing I love about this year’s guide, though, is the surprise I found on pages 50-51. There before me lay two pages devoted to (some) clever people’s responses to how to summarize Madison in a tweet. What are the limitations on a tweet? 140 characters, I believe. Is that right, GAOOG? [She’s an expert in all things Twitter, by the way.]
Here are my three favorites -‘ Madison in a tweet ‘- in ascending order:
3. Me: Why doesn’t everyone live here? Father-in-law: I don’t know.
2. Bikers are neither cars nor pedestrians. Discuss.
1. My cab driver is smarter than your honor student.
There are quite a few I didn’t like at all and because I didn’t like them, they will not be featured on this blog. The end.
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